Every Forest fan’s favourite alces steps up his return from injury. It’s just like a new signing. Or something.
Michael Tonge and Ched Evans are linked with us (the latter following a successful loan spell at Norwich). It would be just like signing a new midfielder and a new striker!
Meanwhile, Grant Holt hits a dry spell – he’s just like an old player.
Mark Bright’s not keen on The Damned United (I loved the book, despite the Clough familiy’s misgivings).
Oh, and we are anti-cursed (David Twat a success?), as well as being fed up at how shit we are. The latter sums up how a lot of people feel about football in general, not just Forest.










